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Why Why Why?

by Alicia on July 27, 2006 in New posts

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Ok, so this isn’t a product review but I received this in an email from a friend and thought I would share it with you!

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
      

Why do banks charge a fee on
"insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
      


Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
      


Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
      


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?


Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?


If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?


Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?


Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?


Why do people return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
      


Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?


Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?


How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
 

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you

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